Redneck Party and Jokes

Had a fun redneck themed going away party last night and it was a hoot! We're so blessed to have such great friends; sure going to miss them when we move several states away next week...

 Didn't my husband do a great job on the redneck cake? In addition to that, we made sure to include some NASCAR crackers served with cheese in a can, and had our drinks (root-beer and cream soda in a bottle) cooling in the sink filled with ice.

I think my favorite thing to include was the guest book. Friends wrote some really nice, and some really funny things in there! We enjoyed laughing over redneck jokes. And ofcourse, these jokes are all silly and in good fun and not intended to offend.

You might be a red neck if...
     your dad is walking you to school because you're in the same grade!
     your home has more wheels than your vehicle.
     you mow your lawn and find a car!

What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
     Hey y'all.. Watch this!

How To Pick Up A Chick In Arkansas:
     Hey Baby! Nice Tooth.